Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
