He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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