so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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