he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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