nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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