i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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