in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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