I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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