so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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