On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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