i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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