Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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