I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
