Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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