i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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