She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
