I smell stomach acid.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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