It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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