I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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