sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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