The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize