You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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