He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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