i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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