Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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