This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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