He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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