Buhtt sex?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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