areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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