Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
