Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I've blown a few things in my day
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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