The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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