My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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