We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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