Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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