Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I need to calm my uterus...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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