ugly people sure do ruin things
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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