i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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