thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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