You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It's Friday. Sex?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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