the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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