Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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