Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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