please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
