he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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