Don't you send me to vm
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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