THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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