Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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