before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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