you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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