Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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