ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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