we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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