The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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