i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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